Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Flatulence and Water Skiing

I just sent two students, ages 18 and 20 (that's right: 20!) to the office for farting in my class. Now before you accuse me of being a hard case, let's put this in perspective: I grew up with 2 brothers and some boy cousins. I am no stranger to flatulence and I often see it as humurous, much to my husband's chagrin. I also realize that sometimes you just can't help it.

This was not one of those times.

Everyday for the past month these boys have taken turns farting in my class and then blame it on the other. Funny the first time, frustrating the 10th, and maddening on the 100th. They pushed me over the edge today and I hope they get some serious ISS (in school suspension) time for behaving like they are 13 when they are seniors in high school.

The 20 year old also got caught water skiing in the parking lot today. It's been raining and I guess he thought it would be the wisest choice to hang on to his buddies tailgate while he did donuts in the school parking lot.

Yeah, I've got all the winners in my class. Every last one of them.

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